Favorite Quotes | Various

Quotes from high school:

Condense - don't add water
-Me

Fish Magic, indeed!
-Sister Wendy

Speaking of blind spots...
-Stacy

Food is now
-Woody

I am fweeee!
-Sister Wendy [from Art history videos]

Me ne frego [I don't give a damn]
-Fascist slogan

Religion is an opiate for the masses
-Karl Marx

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you
-Friedrich Nietzche

íHola!, mi nombre es. ¿Què, mi nombre es? ¿Quièn, mi nombre es? Slim Shady
-Christiana's special Slim Shady song

The beauty of the cereal is in the crunch.
-Ms. Naglee

Everything has beauty but not everyone can see it.
-Confucius

I don't spin the world, I merely cradle it.
-Jonathan [as God]

No one really goes to aqua bar for the drinks, but we make sure our drinks won't kill you. this is something you must remember.
-found on a building & submitted to this place

We establised [yes it was spelled like that] a fine coffee. what everybody can say TASTY! It's feel, so-mild, with some special coffee's bitter and sour taste. LET'S HAVE SUCH A COFFEE! NOW! Is our selling copy. Please love Café Miami. Many thanks.
-found at a restaurant & submitted to this place

Are we out of California yet?
-Mike K. about 2 hours into our trip to Blythe

The answer is ALWAYS decentralization when you're talking about government.
-Mr. San Filippo

The answer is ALWAYS supply and demand when you're talking about the economy.
-Mr. San Filippo

Bunch of savages in this town
-from the movie Clerks

I'm not even supposed to be here today
-from the movie Clerks

When it is cold, it is very cold. And when it is freezing, it is icy.
-My mom commenting on the weather at the beach on a late summer night.

Life is nothing but a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews to you, isn't it?
-Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants

Hit the night candle.
-My dad asking me to turn off the light

After high school:

Let the Mime out of its invisible box
-source forgotten

Sometimes I wake up at 2am in a cold sweat, but then I remember: oh yeah, Kinkos
-Mitch Hedberg

Pancakes for sale
-source forgotten

I don't want to come back down from this cloud
-from Come Down by Bush

don't know who i'm kidding, imagining you care, and i could stand here waiting, a fool for another day
-from Barely Breathing by Duncan Sheik

I haven't seen it since the last time we watched it
-B talking about the movie Grandma's Boy

I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal
-from Crash by Dave Matthews Band

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
-from Wedding Crashers

Why can't you turn and face me? You fucking disappoint me!
-from Passive by A Perfect Circle

It's been concluded that 60% of the time it works EVERYTIME
-from Anchorman: The Ledgend of Ron Burgandy

There was too much pants on my shoe to handle it

-Me [on the length of my pants and them causing me to trip]

Look closely, and feel the branches!
-on a fake Christmas tree at Michael's Crafts

Answer me! No, clone me and answer my clone. Do it. I command it!
-Master Shake from the series Aqua Teen Hunger Force

My favorite soupopera: The Hourglass of my Sandchildren
-from The Whole 9 Yards

You can do it on the boat!
-from The Breakfast Club






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